Friday, November 13, 2015

Advice for couples: No sex during Navratri

Don’t have SEX , during Navratri…if your husband tries to come close..refuse him..you can do it…it will improve his sperm count as NINE days without sex will make his sperms more vigorous, powerful and more desirous of your companionship on Dassera night. It goes without saying that fasting for nine days helps in detoxification or removal of toxins from the body and improved metabolism resulting in regular periods. All women know that regular workout = regular periods and the more periods you have during the year, higher are your chances of conception. To have a good sex life post conception, you should have a good one before it.
As girls, women in india are taught to endure pain “chup chap” as she will experience pain when her husband lies on top of her on her first night and when she delivers a baby…jeesko dekh kar all pain will vanish. Brainwashing it all is and nothing else. Two decades back, girls in my generation during school had not learnt how to say “fuck” in school, at least I didn’t hear it even though I knew nearly anyone who was anything in school as the vice head boy till 96. All they said was ‘shit’ or ‘yuck’…whenever a teacher screwed any student.They hinted towards their periods as “ aunty aayi hain”, “ I have fever”, “ stomach pain” and a few bold ones said , “I have pain in my laps.” That’s it.It was the maximum they went. We guys either had to understand it or forget it. Guys who had sisters had some idea of PMS/PCOD, but the rest remained clueless till their marriage. On the whole, guys with sisters have had less divorces…just an observation based on empirical data..no thesis to support it and vice versa.
Strong intelligent women do allow their husbands to “put the cassette in reverse” when they don’t want to try missionary or superior as they don’ t have to face the guy during “the act” and its wildly pleasurable. The rush of adrenalin in the veins is thrilling when the cassette is reversed.Most men say that. But the moot point here remains the same…regular fasting = regular flushing up of toxins= improved metabolism=good sex life. For men, strong sperms mean healthier progeny. Navratri is still going on and you can tell me the results on this forum after navratri. I will be eager to hear your story.

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