Wednesday, November 18, 2015
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Friday, November 13, 2015
Advice for couples: No sex during Navratri
Don’t have SEX , during Navratri…if your husband tries to come
close..refuse him..you can do it…it will improve his sperm count as NINE
days without sex will make his sperms more vigorous, powerful and more
desirous of your companionship on Dassera night. It goes without saying
that fasting for nine days helps in detoxification or removal of toxins
from the body and improved metabolism
resulting in regular periods. All women know that regular workout =
regular periods and the more periods you have during the year, higher
are your chances of conception. To have a good sex life post conception,
you should have a good one before it.
As girls, women in india are taught to endure pain “chup chap” as she will experience pain when her husband lies on top of her on her first night and when she delivers a baby…jeesko dekh kar all pain will vanish. Brainwashing it all is and nothing else. Two decades back, girls in my generation during school had not learnt how to say “fuck” in school, at least I didn’t hear it even though I knew nearly anyone who was anything in school as the vice head boy till 96. All they said was ‘shit’ or ‘yuck’…whenever a teacher screwed any student.They hinted towards their periods as “ aunty aayi hain”, “ I have fever”, “ stomach pain” and a few bold ones said , “I have pain in my laps.” That’s it.It was the maximum they went. We guys either had to understand it or forget it. Guys who had sisters had some idea of PMS/PCOD, but the rest remained clueless till their marriage. On the whole, guys with sisters have had less divorces…just an observation based on empirical data..no thesis to support it and vice versa.
Strong intelligent women do allow their husbands to “put the cassette in reverse” when they don’t want to try missionary or superior as they don’ t have to face the guy during “the act” and its wildly pleasurable. The rush of adrenalin in the veins is thrilling when the cassette is reversed.Most men say that. But the moot point here remains the same…regular fasting = regular flushing up of toxins= improved metabolism=good sex life. For men, strong sperms mean healthier progeny. Navratri is still going on and you can tell me the results on this forum after navratri. I will be eager to hear your story.
As girls, women in india are taught to endure pain “chup chap” as she will experience pain when her husband lies on top of her on her first night and when she delivers a baby…jeesko dekh kar all pain will vanish. Brainwashing it all is and nothing else. Two decades back, girls in my generation during school had not learnt how to say “fuck” in school, at least I didn’t hear it even though I knew nearly anyone who was anything in school as the vice head boy till 96. All they said was ‘shit’ or ‘yuck’…whenever a teacher screwed any student.They hinted towards their periods as “ aunty aayi hain”, “ I have fever”, “ stomach pain” and a few bold ones said , “I have pain in my laps.” That’s it.It was the maximum they went. We guys either had to understand it or forget it. Guys who had sisters had some idea of PMS/PCOD, but the rest remained clueless till their marriage. On the whole, guys with sisters have had less divorces…just an observation based on empirical data..no thesis to support it and vice versa.
Strong intelligent women do allow their husbands to “put the cassette in reverse” when they don’t want to try missionary or superior as they don’ t have to face the guy during “the act” and its wildly pleasurable. The rush of adrenalin in the veins is thrilling when the cassette is reversed.Most men say that. But the moot point here remains the same…regular fasting = regular flushing up of toxins= improved metabolism=good sex life. For men, strong sperms mean healthier progeny. Navratri is still going on and you can tell me the results on this forum after navratri. I will be eager to hear your story.
Say no to "SEX" tax.
uff..no matter how hard i try to keep myself away from sex news .It
still pops in a way that i can't stop myself from protesting. Monday
morning 7am Outlook magazine comes in my hands and the first thing i see
is this.Now govt wants to ban condom ads during day and showcase them
from 11-6pm only. Have they even given thought to the fact that its
adults and not children who get embarrassed by condom ads on TV? Condom
consumption is going down which will reduce supply and hike up prices to
300 rupees per condom pack of 6 if this ban remains for 1 year.Are we
prepared for this "sex tax"? Why should single bachelors like me pay for
the fun married folks are having in villages by having 7 children.Time
to protest...Say no to "SEX" tax.
Try them out!
Mind blowing sex positions which women like based on their
sun-signs...Wide-open Reverse cowgirl, Standing wheelbarrow,
Deck-chair,Reverse scoop, Clip,Golden Arch, Stand and deliver, G-force,
Amazon, Champagne room, Magic Mountain...fuck ma'an...this article is
the bible of desire..someone rightly said...even GOD could not
understand women...who are we?
Remember this always!
Dassera..perfect occasion that reminds us of the eternal fact that
somebody else's job and wife always appears sexy and a prized
possession.You can snatch the job but not the wife else you will be hit
in the wrong place like Ravana.The rules of the game haven't changed in a
millennium. The only thing you can do is to flirt with them harmlessly
because flirting they say is safe sex.
Desire: How it engulfs you during an election campaign!
Desire in men can surface in the most myriad of places, but not during
an election campaign. Something very unusual happened that made me pen
down these thoughts. The doorbell rang today around noon while I was
busy with work. Expecting a package from Amazon, I opened the door only
to find a package that I hadn’t bargained for. Standing before me was a
woman or should I say a dream-girl in flesh and blood. Tall, lissome,
with the most perfect curves, wrapped in an orange chiffon
sari was perhaps the most gorgeous political campaigner, I had seen in
my life. Her eyes had an fascination that was hard to forget, I felt
like drowning in those deep eyes. Not once did my eyes blink as she gave
me a pamphlet and urged me to vote for her party. The grace, charm, and
charisma she had, she could have easily been the head of a state but I
can take a guess that she had certain gravitas. It takes guts for a
gorgeous woman to walk into the house of a single bachelor with just a
pamphlet in hand. Hungry as I was with desire, wanted to grab her right
there right then and smooch her wet lips till death but then realized
she is a politician. Her associates would have made mince meat out of
me. So my fantasy remained with me as I politely said “Thank you,may the
best party win.” Pat came her reply, “Inshallah”…my heart skipped a
beat hearing that word…I didn’t want her to go and kept standing
there…she knew she had made an indelible impact and my eyes will search
for her always…but this election campaign in Bihar and the way it
touched my heart shall stay in mind for long.
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